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Chickmechanic69
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 5727
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Chickmechanic69 : I live in Alberta, I'm a 3rd year apprentice and I work with my dad in his shop. I work a lot, when I'm not working I'm kickboxing. I enjoy life a lot and spending time with my friends. I like going out with my girls to the strippers!!!! Woot for Canadian playboyz.

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Today, I was at the beach with my friend for vacation. We were playing Marco Polo in the ocean and I was Marco. I thought I heard my friend, so I lunged forward and grabbed her. Too bad it wasn't my friend, it was an old guy in a pink speedo, and I grabbed his butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16222) - you deserved it (6155)

On 12/05/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by yoyo22 - United States

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

#379076 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (369975) - you deserved it (52445)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my friends and I were celebrating a friend getting a promotion. Karen walks in and my friend asks, "Karen, why aren't you drinking with us?" She replies, "Cause I would wake up tomorrow with you in my bed and lot of questions." Karen is my mom. FML

#131496 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (30199) - you deserved it (2565)

On 02/25/2009 at 4:51am - misc - by bottle (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

#130566 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (30967) - you deserved it (2013)

On 02/25/2009 at 1:19am - misc - by Godfree (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML

#130109 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (35439) - you deserved it (2580)

On 02/25/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

#128340 (250)

I agree, your life sucks (75489) - you deserved it (4775)

On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML

#127425 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (82825) - you deserved it (3120)

On 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Rich (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was presenting a powerpoint. As I plugged in the cord that connected my computer to the projector, I had forgotten what my boyfriend had set my desktop picture to the night before. I opened my laptop and projected on the wall was me nude. I go to Catholic school. FML

#125456 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (17256) - you deserved it (45946)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:28pm - misc - by :D (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman that sits in the desk beside me looks over and says, "wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML

#125182 (33)

I agree, your life sucks (30058) - you deserved it (3186)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:00pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

#125156 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (47910) - you deserved it (5144)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)

Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied : "Trying to lose your virginity." FML

#122918 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (62640) - you deserved it (4628)

On 02/24/2009 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by Dr. Virgin (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I'm reading in the subway sitting one leg over the other. An old lady sits down next to me. After quietly examining me for about two stations she leans over to me and whispers in my ear: "Girl, sitting like all the time will make you end up with a crooked c**t". I'm a man. FML

#121386 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (36335) - you deserved it (3623)

On 02/24/2009 at 3:31am - misc - by jcc (man) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

#121139 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (59218) - you deserved it (14935)

On 02/24/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by addictedtofml (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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