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ChickenTenders
  • Town/Country : Reading, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 April 1987 (26 years)
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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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