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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 April 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8216
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (347218) - you deserved it (38567)

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