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About ChickenInMyKitch : Sup, I'm 15, really like sports, gaming, and music.
Soccer is life :D
Snowboarding is life as well (it's Canada bro)
The band in my picture is Foster the People, check em out they're awesome
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Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
Friday 31 July 2015