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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1097
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ChickenInMyKitch : Sup, I'm 15, really like sports, gaming, and music.
Soccer is life :D
Snowboarding is life as well (it's Canada bro)

The band in my picture is Foster the People, check em out they're awesome

Aspiring to be more like:
iAmScrubs
KaySL
DocBastard
dolphincheddar
Every1LuvsBoners
flockz
enonymous

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Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30956) - you deserved it (2922)

On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35137) - you deserved it (4479)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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