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ChickenInMyKitch
  • Town/Country : t-dot, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 March 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 895
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ChickenInMyKitch : Sup, I'm 15, really like sports, gaming, and music.
Soccer is life :D
Snowboarding is life as well (it's Canada bro)

The band in my picture is Foster the People, check em out they're awesome

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Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25821) - you deserved it (2192)

On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29466) - you deserved it (3453)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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