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Chelsea8887
  • Town/Country : Canada
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 September 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 264
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55191) - you deserved it (3329)

On 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States

Today, I was practising the violin in my apartment. A man knocked on the door and introduced himself with a smile, saying he wanted to know my "schedule." I replied, "I'm pretty busy but maybe we could get a drink sometime." To which he replied, "No, I just want to know when you'll stop." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20744) - you deserved it (17781)

On 07/18/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by holly (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, during an early morning preflight check, I spotted liquid pooling under the aircraft. I rubbed my fingers in it and sniffed. Good news? No dangerous fuel or hydraulic fluid leak. Bad news? My copilot was too lazy to walk back to the hangar to take a leak. FML

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On 07/18/2010 at 1:02am - work - by Flyboy (man) - United States (California)



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