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Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26095) - you deserved it (3674)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

#18897176
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25394) - you deserved it (2441)

On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

#18842582
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23031) - you deserved it (4802)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

#18823126
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23626) - you deserved it (5415)

On 01/16/2012 at 9:15am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML

#18819686
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21491) - you deserved it (1382)

On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42273) - you deserved it (4337)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML

#18760166
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10374) - you deserved it (17165)

On 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm - misc - by annoying (woman) - United States

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63780) - you deserved it (3019)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22239) - you deserved it (2947)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were talking about childhood memories. He told me about a girl he made fun of in middle school. That was me. FML

#18479280
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35748) - you deserved it (3417)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

#18137309
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28197) - you deserved it (12793)

On 11/02/2011 at 9:50am - love - by S. Bauer (woman) - Portugal

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

#18127169
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32464) - you deserved it (6497)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

#18101830
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27934) - you deserved it (1924)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:02am - animals - by Noname - United States

Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML

#18097462
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22329) - you deserved it (2465)

On 10/28/2011 at 4:59pm - misc - by Weldingtags (woman) - United States (New York)



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