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Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety. My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious. I was too anxious to raise my hand, and went into a minor panic attack. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 10:23am - health - by cjd - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 2:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I panicked when I saw a spider on my shoulder from the corner of my eye. It was a birthmark. The same one that has been there for the last 23 years. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by lct722 - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)
Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML
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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML
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On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend decided he is going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
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On 03/02/2012 at 10:01am - misc - by types (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML
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On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)
Today, the captain of my school's girls wrestling team asked me out. I politely declined. She angrily locked me in the trunk of my own car. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm - misc - by baconandkittens (woman) - United States (New York)
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