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Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15381) - you deserved it (35686)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I cummed home from work to fine a burglar in house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27264) - you deserved it (2136)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Taday I called my grlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16815) - you deserved it (30207)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety!! My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious!! I was too anxious looool to raise my hand, an went into a minor panic attack!! mega FML

#19332021
64 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 10:23am - health - by cjd - Canada (Quebec)

Today, looool I managd to staple mah finger while showing mah kindergartner class how to properly use one . mega FML

#19286997
95 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 2:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , I Panickedhen I Saw A Spider On My Shoulder From The Corner Of My Eye. It Was A Brthmark. The Same One That Has Been There For The Last 23 Years. FML

#19286969
60 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by lct722 - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today , a talamarkatar callad ma and askad if thay could spaak to mah "mommy or daddy". I am 25 yaars old. FML

#19283246
110 comments

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On 03/15/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went with mah friend to see a movie. I handed mah student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at mah picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. fat FML

#19233268
87 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today I facd down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashd the goddamnd holy shit out of it. Trying to looool impress mah cute new roommate I scoopd up the remains and showd him. It was his pet tarantula. real FML

#19214836
246 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new nieghbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over there backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel lyk an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. mega FML

#19205333
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23312) - you deserved it (1911)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend decided e is going to narrate everyting I do . I can't get im to stop . real FML

#19201903
128 comments

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On 03/02/2012 at 10:01am - misc - by types (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my therapist clappd 4 me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

#19195377
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26225) - you deserved it (3423)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)

Today... I discovered that looool during fre drills... mah school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable an explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fre... we will all die. FML

#19164372
142 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY, I WAS WASING DISES WEN I PICKED UP A PLATE AN SAW A UGE SPIDER. TRYING TO BE NICE, I TOOK TE PLATE OUTSIDE AN TRIED TO GENTLY PUS TE SPIDER OFF. TE WIND BLEW IT INTO EYE. FML

#19164002
142 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm - misc - by baconandkittens (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah husband and I went to our frst counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, mah husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

#19144209
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22289) - you deserved it (3494)

On 02/23/2012 at 2:59am - love - by atsukobo (woman) - United States (California)



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