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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 574
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

#16051471
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37120) - you deserved it (4503)

On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46436) - you deserved it (4935)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

#15931410
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34221) - you deserved it (7786)

On 04/26/2011 at 5:45am - animals - by weirdome23 (woman) - United States

Today, while shopping at American Eagle, I found the same "$1,500" wedding ring my fiancé proposed to me with, marked on sale for $10.95. FML

#15904630
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50412) - you deserved it (8981)

On 04/24/2011 at 1:56am - love - by kyla - United States (California)

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

#15852392
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33054) - you deserved it (16585)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47241) - you deserved it (4457)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38521) - you deserved it (32111)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36549) - you deserved it (50634)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML

#15024724
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31053) - you deserved it (5085)

On 02/18/2011 at 2:55am - misc - by Austyn -

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

#13896400
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38418) - you deserved it (12846)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34096) - you deserved it (17679)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML

#13873545
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41659) - you deserved it (8281)

On 11/17/2010 at 3:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12819) - you deserved it (52214)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML

#13521617
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28186) - you deserved it (5286)

On 10/20/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)



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