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  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 August 1987 (24 years)
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Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21098) - you deserved it (60239)

On 04/03/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by ShamedJP (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokemon game. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by thisreallysucks2 (woman) - United States (California)



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