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  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 July 1992 (22 years)
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About CheckItOutItsYou : What's up, I'm going to tell you a little story involving you. You either liked or hated my comment and looked at my profile to see what I'm about or your just a stalker. Either or give or take.




















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Today, I helped a man with a neck brace get on the bus. I fell asleep, only to wake up later on to him gratuitously stroking my breasts with his elbow. FML

#14224641
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27734) - you deserved it (3900)

On 12/16/2010 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by fckdsamaritan (woman) - Tunisia

Today, my car was impounded because I never registered it in California after moving here. In order to get it back, I need to register it. In order to register it, I need to pass a CA smog check. In order to pass the smog check, I need my car. FML

#3153262
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51791) - you deserved it (12849)

On 06/23/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by nicklesg (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML

#2225045
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8324) - you deserved it (54843)

On 05/23/2009 at 10:17pm - misc - by DQB (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35995) - you deserved it (310868)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9243) - you deserved it (52854)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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103 comments

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