About CheckItOutItsYou : What's up, I'm going to tell you a little story involving you. You either liked or hated my comment and looked at my profile to see what I'm about or your just a stalker. Either or give or take.
To the people that managed to see this, I herby announce you a true stalker
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
Today, a man with a clipboard came up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that I'm so clueless about my own life that I wasn't sure I was even happy with the Twix I was eating at the time. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10750) - you deserved it (2024)
On 09/30/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7760) - you deserved it (116341)
On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends and now it's all over Facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19722) - you deserved it (2635)
On 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by sockmonkey (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12655) - you deserved it (3649)
On 04/29/2012 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19467) - you deserved it (1465)
On 04/24/2012 at 8:08pm - love - by nofrickenway - United States (Virginia)
Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezed the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realised that I'm probably too immature to be washing my own clothes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6650) - you deserved it (15194)
On 04/24/2012 at 10:03am - intimacy - by mmmtortilla (woman) - Spain (Pais Vasco)
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20714) - you deserved it (7959)
On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15071) - you deserved it (1053)
On 04/02/2012 at 8:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15071) - you deserved it (1053)
On 04/02/2012 at 8:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30261) - you deserved it (8664)
On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9839) - you deserved it (18526)
On 03/14/2012 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10577) - you deserved it (35199)
On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When the guy I have a major crush on stood next to me, I got really excited, so I tried to sound good. After the song ended, he asked me if I wanted some gum to cover up my morning breath. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17608) - you deserved it (7683)
On 02/18/2012 at 11:03pm - love - by snowinggrey - United States
Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
I agree, your life sucks (8014) - you deserved it (41481)
On 02/13/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by SpLo0gIeR - United States
Today, my mother yelled at me for standing too close to the microwave. Her reason? The radiation was going to seep through, kill my sperm and cause cancer. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14905) - you deserved it (3374)
On 01/30/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by dumb mother (man) - United States (California)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
