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Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32720) - you deserved it (4922)

On 04/04/2013 at 2:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, for the second time this week, I was asked to stop putting on such an obviously fake "British" accent. I am British and have lived here all my life. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27258) - you deserved it (1855)

On 02/19/2013 at 1:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML

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95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18352) - you deserved it (1974)

On 09/15/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by not the scalpel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML

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254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27769) - you deserved it (3565)

On 11/19/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by John (man) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

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364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8726) - you deserved it (26185)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)



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