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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 February 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 673
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cfootay : I'll give you three things:
- I have THE most amazing boyfriend out there (:
- Imma band geek, I play French Horn. Also piano, and a little, tiny bit of guitar.
- :(: bi-polar smiley.

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Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39688) - you deserved it (8311)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23672) - you deserved it (10014)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

#7225857
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17859) - you deserved it (5046)

On 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

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252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16510) - you deserved it (68225)

On 05/27/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by waterproblem (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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