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About Ceraphernalia : I like bands, tattoos, and body modifications.

That's all you need to know.

Oh, and if you have a problem with me, feel free to write me a 10 page essay in MLA format with a works cited page explaining how I offended you. Then, you can take it and shove it down your throat because I probably don't care.

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Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39227) - you deserved it (10360)

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