Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

CelloNerd

Search for a member

CelloNerd
  • Town/Country : Winnipeg, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 May 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 471
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CelloNerd : I like cellos.
And Tokio Hotel.

CelloNerd's last visitors

FFML_314boopityboppity

CelloNerd's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

CelloNerd's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

#13980533
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11720) - you deserved it (24990)

On 11/25/2010 at 10:28pm - misc - by saywhat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in every room of the house. It had then rubbed its butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I went to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML

#13365582
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27936) - you deserved it (3959)

On 10/08/2010 at 12:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by