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  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 May 1990 (25 years)
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About CelloNerd : I like cellos.
And Tokio Hotel.

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML


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On 11/25/2010 at 10:28pm - misc - by saywhat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in every room of the house. It had then rubbed its butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I went to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38427) - you deserved it (5720)

On 10/08/2010 at 12:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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