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Today, I had to go into the school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML

#20061403
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22440) - you deserved it (2774)

On 09/07/2012 at 1:08am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML

#20056463
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20054) - you deserved it (2713)

On 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by weave9z (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML

#20050638
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21412) - you deserved it (2015)

On 08/31/2012 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML

#20049344
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31133) - you deserved it (2519)

On 08/30/2012 at 11:24am - love - by nice one (woman) -

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32808) - you deserved it (1686)

On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

#20048535
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8590) - you deserved it (25812)

On 08/29/2012 at 9:33pm - misc - by nolife - United States (Virginia)

Today, some guy asked me if he could borrow my lighter. I said "of course," reached into my handbag, and gave him the lighter. He stared at me for a few seconds until I realised I'd given him a tampax. FML

#20011526
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23734) - you deserved it (6109)

On 08/09/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by mary - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that the only thing more disgusting than watching a little kid shove their finger up their nose and eat their fresh green mucus is watching your grandmother do the same. FML

#20011258
96 comments

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On 08/09/2012 at 10:51am - health - by MsConfusedd - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

#20007517
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26068) - you deserved it (2636)

On 08/07/2012 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML

#19997949
151 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 4:11am - love - by Kelly - United States (California)

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

#19995628
175 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, while watching the Olympics, my father found it completely necessary to make a farting sound every single time an athlete jumps or bends over. This will be a very long few weeks. FML

#19995451
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19660) - you deserved it (2018)

On 07/31/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by joleezad5 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML

#19993820
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26576) - you deserved it (4371)

On 07/31/2012 at 1:36am - kids - by mcase - United States (California)

Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML

#19990567
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27778) - you deserved it (4339)

On 07/29/2012 at 9:34am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

#19990341
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21731) - you deserved it (2925)

On 07/29/2012 at 4:11am - kids - by ellieowenie - Australia (New South Wales)



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