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by karmaaa / 10/16/2014 at 4:56pm / United States (Iowa) / Transportation
by facepalm / 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 11:47am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/04/2014 at 8:11am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML
by Operation Yewtree here I come / 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML
by RuinedTheMood / 09/21/2014 at 1:11am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML
by Anonymous / 09/19/2014 at 11:30am / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm at that age where sitting down carries a 50/50 chance of turning my balls into scrambled eggs, a fact confirmed yet again today. Third time this week. I think it's time to switch to briefs. FML
by I need a new ballsack. / 09/16/2014 at 12:20pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Amithatevil / 08/29/2014 at 8:35am / Japan (Kanagawa) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/14/2014 at 12:38am / France / Animals
by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2014 at 1:16am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
- Today, I was looking at my recommendations on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me… Today, my pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on my lap so I could comfort her. She quickly…