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by Sarah / 04/09/2015 at 4:24pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML
by musicteacher / 03/12/2015 at 6:23am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by parkoursam / 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 9:16am / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Miscellaneous
by barf / 02/06/2015 at 6:00pm / Ireland / Miscellaneous
Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked me politely to grab something that he couldn't reach. I did so with a smile, touched by his "nice old guy" demeanour, only glancing at the item in question as I handed it to him. It was a porn mag. FML
by m33p / 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by grossedout / 02/01/2015 at 6:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
by allgassedout / 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/02/2015 at 11:20am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/30/2014 at 4:57am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…