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by dvddtraveller / 04/22/2016 at 5:25pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 3:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML
by Anonymous / 04/14/2016 at 1:13am / United States / Health
by humanshield / 04/10/2016 at 12:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Koko / 04/07/2016 at 12:07pm / Germany (Berlin) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
by fuck off, for real / 04/03/2016 at 9:26am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, a customer got angry with me, because store policy says we can't accept returns of unsealed video games unless there's actual damage to the disc. The guy got enraged and started yelling about how I'm a "useless fuckwhistle". I almost got written up for laughing so hard at the insult. FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2016 at 4:21pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by sorkin15 / 03/24/2016 at 5:06pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by sick of this shit / 03/12/2016 at 8:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by BeccaRaye / 03/11/2016 at 1:19pm / Work
by billjoebob424 / 03/09/2016 at 7:01pm / Canada / Love
by shart / 03/08/2016 at 9:48pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by ReComatosed242 / 03/08/2016 at 7:29pm / Bahamas / Work
by NotBeingPaidEnough / 03/03/2016 at 8:17am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/02/2016 at 12:06am / United States (Florida) / Work
- Today, like every other day, I woke up and made myself a cup of coffee using my French press. After… Today, while looking for pants to fit over my cast from a broken leg the drawer of my dresser flew… Today, I was texting my girlfriend. I went to reply to her message and somehow accidentally deleted…