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YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

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On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found a book in attic that I always read when I was a kid!! For old times sake I read it again!! On the very first page, child me had written, ( Go to page 15 ) so I did!! On page 15, in big red letters, it said, ( Get bent )!! I got pranked by myself!! big fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29826) - you deserved it (7896)

On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I landed my frst job as a security officer. Only after I signed all the paperwork did I fine out that the area I'll be working is apparently a hotspot for violent shootings. I'm screwed. FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36723) - you deserved it (5348)

On 08/24/2014 at 4:03pm - work - by fucked - United States (California)

Today, my five-year-old daughters realized that if one of them rang the doorbell, it would keep me distracted long enough fir the other one to steal cookies from the kitchen!! mega FML

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On 10/16/2013 at 9:33am - kids - by TiredMum - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH LATE GRANDFATHER LEFT ME A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MONEY IN HIS WILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD CUZ HE ALWAY ACTED LIKE HE HATED ME. WHEN I GOT THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS $500,000 INSIDE, ALL IN MONOPOLY MONEY. BIG FAT FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35644) - you deserved it (3121)

On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States



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