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CatherineARE
  • Town/Country : little rock , U.S.A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 November 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 929
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About CatherineARE : i'm allways confused
but people stell love me


(haha, wait, what)
i allways say that

or "i don't understand"

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CatherineARE's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. FML

#5903153 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (13869) - you deserved it (2296)

On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML

#5189788 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (31658) - you deserved it (4813)

On 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm - animals - by ouchh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (45754) - you deserved it (10322)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)