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Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML

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47 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 1:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML

#18782915
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28187) - you deserved it (2199)

On 01/12/2012 at 5:35am - misc - by Dani - Australia

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

#18778131
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33232) - you deserved it (4118)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

Today, I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize for me, because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML

#18774683
61 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 12:02pm - misc - by Andrew7847 - United States (Colorado)

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

#18769573
113 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 8:40pm - work - by lions214 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

#18756866
182 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

#18756211
190 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

#18753577
222 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

#18752825
130 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

#18750908
129 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML

#18750277
127 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm - love - by Tiana - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
165 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

#18744255
199 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

#18744255
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52420) - you deserved it (4467)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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