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Today, my girlfriend and I were hugging in the hall after school. This annoying kid I know walked by, and yelled, "Tiny penis!" at me. My girlfriend responded, "Yep." FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 5:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Russian Federation
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by shellski (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by suffersecks - United States
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
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Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 7:13am - work - by XxJennJennXxX - United States
Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 6:56am - intimacy - by Emily27 (woman) - United Kingdom (East Lothian)
Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 10:46pm - misc - by BadassRumbleroar - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while over at a friend's house, I saw a framed picture of a young African boy on her fridge. I asked, "Oh, is this one of those kids you adopt from third world countries? My grandma does that too." She responded, "What do you mean? That's my cousin." FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 10:33pm - kids - by WillaminaL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
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