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Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

#16596385
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20732) - you deserved it (47555)

On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

#16589180
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34047) - you deserved it (4609)

On 06/10/2011 at 12:59am - love - by ouchmyeye (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML

#16583514
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40116) - you deserved it (9635)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17774) - you deserved it (38930)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML

#16558190
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32577) - you deserved it (7986)

On 06/08/2011 at 2:55am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

#16550492
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37627) - you deserved it (5754)

On 06/07/2011 at 7:09pm - love - by fmfb - United States

Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML

#16542876
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28288) - you deserved it (3167)

On 06/07/2011 at 5:28am - love - by S. Tucker - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26054) - you deserved it (6028)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML

#16531117
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12615) - you deserved it (49360)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:55pm - love - by Someguy (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

#16527989
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34243) - you deserved it (3584)

On 06/06/2011 at 10:18am - love - by Mick (woman) -

Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML

#16523856
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34565) - you deserved it (4859)

On 06/06/2011 at 1:22am - love - by K123 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

#16515986
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29568) - you deserved it (7022)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

#16515847
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41097) - you deserved it (2975)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:20pm - love - by mj - United States

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51360) - you deserved it (7450)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

#16508942
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62806) - you deserved it (3691)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)



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