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by gabxoxo03 / 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm / United States (New York) / Love
by ouchmyeye / 06/10/2011 at 12:59am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
by anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
by anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 2:55am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
by fmfb / 06/07/2011 at 7:09pm / United States / Love
by S. Tucker / 06/07/2011 at 5:28am / United States / Love
by Maddie110110 / 06/07/2011 at 12:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
by Someguy / 06/06/2011 at 2:55pm / Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen) / Love
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
by K123 / 06/06/2011 at 1:22am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
by Jakub89 / 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
by mj / 06/05/2011 at 4:20pm / United States / Love
by Loveless / 06/05/2011 at 8:23am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by dumped / 06/05/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Utah) / Love
- Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because…