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Today, I snuck up on ma girlfriend to give er a kiss. Only after I plantd a big one did I realize it was not ma girlfriend, or even a girl for tat matter. FML

#16596385
237 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Yesterday... as I was sleeping I heard something bang on door. I walkd on balcony only to find boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into eye. FML

#16589180
87 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 12:59am - love - by ouchmyeye (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, looool on mah way home from work, I decidd to bring mah pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her . Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, lyk chicken wings, instead?" FML

#16583514
267 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, wile in class, I desperately ad to fart. Someone in te room ad a couging fit, so I took tat as te cance to let it out. Wen I was about to release, te couging stoppd. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
170 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY MAH HUSBAND AND I GOT MARRIED. THE ONLY THING THAT IS DIFFERENT SO FAR IS THAT HE NOW THINKS THAT IT'S OKAY TO SHIT WITH THE DOOR OPEN. FML

#16558190
180 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 2:55am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and cangd our relationsip status to single just to seiec of my friends would ( like ) it. After revealing to me wat se did, se now says I can no longer be friends wit anyoneo likd it. FML

#16550492
180 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 7:09pm - love - by fmfb - United States

Today, I Lerened How Unhappy My Husband Is In Our Marriage. Apparently He Also Can't Fine A Good Woman. We Didn't Have A Heret-to-heret, I Read His Woes In A Blog. Mega FML

#16542876
54 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 5:28am - love - by S. Tucker - United States

Today, I sent boyfriend a long an heartfelt message!! He responded with "tl; dr"!! mega FML

#16540181
254 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I tougt it would be a good idea to declare ma love to te girl I ave a crus on . I guess I souldn't ave gone an kissd er witout warning because now ma face is coverd wit slap marks an I ad to explain myself at te police station fir sexual arassement .

#16531117
228 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 2:55pm - love - by Someguy (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I ran into an old high school friand whila out with my husband. Whan sha inquirad who I was marriad to, I pointad to my husband, who was looking at shirts. Sha laughad an said "No raally?", insinuating that I couldn't gat anyona that good looking. FML

#16527989
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On 06/06/2011 at 10:18am - love - by Mick (woman) -

today I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me an might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it an his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML

#16523856
128 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 1:22am - love - by K123 (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I SIGND UP FOR AN ONLINE DATING SITE . IN ORDER TO PROVE I WAS HUMAN AND COMPLETE MAH REGISTRATION, I HAD TO PASS A CAPTCHA . COINCIDENTALLY ENOUGH, THE WORDS IN IT WERE ( DEPRESSD ) AND ( LOSER ) . FML

#16515986
117 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few month ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

#16515847
125 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 4:20pm - love - by mj - United States

I Bought A Dog To Make Me Feel Less Lonely. He Ran Away. FML

#16512093
196 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Ma Fiva Yaar Old Daugtar Askad Ma Wat A Divorca Was . Wan I Askad Wy Sa Wantad To Know, Sa Rapliad Wit "Daddy Wants Ona . Ha Says U Can Ava Ma." Raal FML

#16508942
203 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)



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