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by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by MakeMyDay_27 / 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by cek4uytp / 06/25/2011 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
by anonymous / 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Username / 06/14/2011 at 10:38pm / United States / Love
by hatelife / 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
by :( / 06/14/2011 at 2:06pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
by notinthebutt / 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money
by Uhh / 06/13/2011 at 12:12pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by ash / 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
by daddylove / 06/12/2011 at 12:21am / United States (Washington) / Love
by Username / 06/11/2011 at 1:47am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
by sherryberry2013 / 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, while on holiday in Morocco, I got arrested by a cop. “Sir, you were driving at 90 instead… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…