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Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/24/2011 at 5:47am / United States (California) / Love
by sarah / 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by lolilovemyboyfriend / 10/19/2011 at 10:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2011 at 3:42am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
by brittbrat4 / 08/13/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
by Jilly / 08/08/2011 at 2:45am / Australia / Kids
by myheart75 / 08/07/2011 at 5:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML
by Anonymous / 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm / United States / Kids
by indierocklove / 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by jgdgjyfg / 07/25/2011 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love