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Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

#20580991
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I agree, your life sucks (36933) - you deserved it (5754)

On 04/08/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Zxz - Canada

Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49749) - you deserved it (3012)

On 03/23/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33925) - you deserved it (2613)

On 03/22/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by sickness and health my sphincter (woman) - Singapore



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