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About CatMeister : I'm a fun loving a girl who loves to party and have fun. I listen to just about all rock music. My favorite bands are Atreyu, A Day To Remember, The Beatles, Chronic Future, Coheed and Cambria, Disturbed, etc.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML
Friday 19 September 2014