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CatMeister

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 August 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1066
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CatMeister : I'm a fun loving a girl who loves to party and have fun. I listen to just about all rock music. My favorite bands are Atreyu, A Day To Remember, The Beatles, Chronic Future, Coheed and Cambria, Disturbed, etc.

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CatMeister's favorite FMLs

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34792) - you deserved it (9298)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8213) - you deserved it (54122)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML

#17304312
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (4628)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29871) - you deserved it (3322)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

#17297166
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40317) - you deserved it (2719)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by xxxkkxxx - Hong Kong

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

#17297056
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41085) - you deserved it (3245)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

#17294240
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28399) - you deserved it (12174)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:19am - love - by failure - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27026) - you deserved it (4869)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored I made a "to do" list for the week. FML

#17291746
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29652) - you deserved it (10458)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

#17288332
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30700) - you deserved it (2600)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML

#17283905
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35858) - you deserved it (4613)

On 07/28/2011 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Shelbitchh - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28873) - you deserved it (15175)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36325) - you deserved it (5500)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24494) - you deserved it (3988)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44130) - you deserved it (4668)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)



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