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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1760
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CatMeister : I'm a fun loving a girl who loves to party and have fun. I listen to just about all rock music. My favorite bands are Atreyu, A Day To Remember, The Beatles, Chronic Future, Coheed and Cambria, Disturbed, etc.

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Today , wile looool aving sex , boyfriend decidd to sing te Star Wars teme song as e enterd is penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

2day in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs . I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular . FML

#17304355
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10649) - you deserved it (73646)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I REALIZED THE ONLY REASON MAH BOYFRIEND IS DATING ME IS BECAUSE HE HAS A PIMPLE FETISH . FML

#17304312
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39745) - you deserved it (4900)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage grl ran up behind me an dumpd a carton of milk on my head. She said, ( The cow master baptizes you! ) an then ran in the opposite drection, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34663) - you deserved it (3770)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah parents took me on a plane ride 4 a vacation in Hong Kong!! What they didn't tell me was that the ( vacation ) is extendd 4 three years!! real FML

#17297166
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43065) - you deserved it (2905)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by xxxkkxxx - Hong Kong

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says ( Oh! I thought u guys went extinct . ) This is the country I live in . FML

#17297056
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42837) - you deserved it (3347)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

TODAY , I WENT TO A JEWELER'S TO BUY A RING TO PROPOSE TO MY GRLFRIEND. WHEN I WAS AT THE RESTAURANT , IN MID-PROPOSAL , WITH PEOPLE WATCHING , I REALIZED I HAD LEFT THE RING IN THE STORE. FML

#17294240
96 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 2:19am - love - by failure - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when u kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. real FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33129) - you deserved it (6661)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while having sex with mah boyfriend, I got so bored I made a ( to do ) list fir the week. real FML

#17291746
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30986) - you deserved it (10858)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States

today mah entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

#17288332
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32742) - you deserved it (2761)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, my mom decidd to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. real FML

#17283905
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38919) - you deserved it (4909)

On 07/28/2011 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Shelbitchh - United States

today mah 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30043) - you deserved it (15562)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I was browsing the webhen I checked the search history. Turns out son has been searching 4 ( nude grills ) and ( hot grills. ) Not only is 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet... he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (5613)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s . They includd slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgustd or impressd . FML

#17279382
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26961) - you deserved it (4230)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46302) - you deserved it (4841)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)



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