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Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by oh.geez (woman) - United States
Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by maryfaithh (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States
Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States
Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States
Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States
Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 8:18am - misc - by jku (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
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