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Cassie87
  • Town/Country : hamilton, OH, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 December 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 397
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cassie87 : I'm clumsy. I am also deathly terrified of zombies.

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Today, I overheard my best friend's wife telling their kids to pay attention in school and stay focused on their goals so they don't end up a failure in life like their father's friend, Matt. Hi, my name is Matt and I'm the friend. FML

#6182274 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (19221) - you deserved it (3361)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I saw my grandmother. All of my cousins and I went to say "hi" to her, one by one. When I got up to her and said, "Hi grandma!", she said in Chinese, "I don't remember this one." FML

#6177854 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (22358) - you deserved it (1400)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by ForgottenKid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

#6166961 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (22720) - you deserved it (2709)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to our school golf banquet, after being with the team and practicing every day for a few months with them. When it came time to get the certificates, all the names were called out. Except for mine. When I asked the coach where my certificate was, he said "Who are you?". FML

#6158191 (36)

I agree, your life sucks (22426) - you deserved it (1852)

On 11/04/2009 at 9:12pm - misc - by RKE (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML

#6145601 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (28635) - you deserved it (3603)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)