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CassetteTapeHero

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 476
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About CassetteTapeHero : I live in Ontario. I tend to think of alot of things through out my day that I could post on here, but go blank when I log on.
I'm in culinary school, and currently live with my boyfriend.
If you want to chat, message me.
I don't do cam or nudes, and I most likely won't give you my msn if it's the first thing you ask for.

Hmm...that's all.

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CassetteTapeHero's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

#5851325
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21736) - you deserved it (3779)

On 10/16/2009 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by damnit (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML

#5680173
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25161) - you deserved it (3079)

On 10/06/2009 at 9:53am - intimacy - by Crappit (man) - United States (New York)



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