About CarusoLover : I'm in a serious relationship, and I just use FML to pass the day with some laughs, And I aspire to be a Mental Health nurse.
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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