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Cartoonesquire
  • Town/Country : Brooklyn, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 January 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 611
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Cartoonesquire : I go by CarToon & I'm a paintball player & money is my motivation. Where the fuck did I go wrong? There so much to attain so I got my own set of problems weighing on my mind.

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Today, I was insulted online by a teenager who said that I was probably a fat loser that still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

#1656055
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27311) - you deserved it (52061)

On 05/05/2009 at 6:32am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81559) - you deserved it (222747)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

#1524498
394 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82508) - you deserved it (12393)

On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

#1520851
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52392) - you deserved it (18204)

On 05/01/2009 at 10:28am - intimacy - by badluckdrew (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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