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About Cartoonesquire : I go by CarToon & I'm a paintball player & money is my motivation. Where the fuck did I go wrong? There so much to attain so I got my own set of problems weighing on my mind.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML
Monday 5 October 2015