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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 March 1984 (31 years)
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Today, I was operating on a young girl, when she began to awaken during the surgery. We quickly put her back under, of course, but now I'm terrified that she'll remember my profuse cursing and get me in the shit with my curmudgeonly killjoy of a boss. FML


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