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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 April 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1114
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39951) - you deserved it (6336)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML


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On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML


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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML


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On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year old man. FML


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On 04/15/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by ForeverAlone (man) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

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