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by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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by BCBUDDY / 05/07/2011 at 11:29am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year old man. FML
by ForeverAlone / 04/15/2011 at 8:52pm / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Miscellaneous
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