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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 April 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 984
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more sit from me an flooded te batroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37047) - you deserved it (6072)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I updated facebook status as ( lost all contacts, need numbers ). My mom commented saying ( her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends ). Her comment got 32 likes. FML

#16216405
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45079) - you deserved it (7981)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -

Today, mah girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funnyhen I laid out all looool of our spice on the bed. She now refuse to have sex. FML

#16200408
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I agree, your life sucks (21222) - you deserved it (62274)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

TODAY, WHILE I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO FRIEND HOW SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY DOESN'T MAKE U STUPID, I FORGOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT MID-SENTENCE . FML

#16077554
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I agree, your life sucks (14278) - you deserved it (84415)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, after watching over mah drunken mother all last night to make sure she looool didn't choke on her own vomit, I cummd to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be . I'm a 22 year old man . FML

#15799533
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26984) - you deserved it (4847)

On 04/15/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by ForeverAlone (man) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)



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