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Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31944) - you deserved it (4652)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50884) - you deserved it (5269)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31145) - you deserved it (82058)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)



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