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CarmelloYellow95
  • Town/Country : Richmond, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 October 1991 (20 years)
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Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone's trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I go onto my balcony and ask in a loud voice if everything's ok and if she needs anything. Her and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

#398 (29)

I agree, your life sucks (24523) - you deserved it (5241)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (33926) - you deserved it (16822)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257 (27)

I agree, your life sucks (38274) - you deserved it (2918)

On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (10218) - you deserved it (55021)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version