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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 February 1995 (20 years)
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About Carlie_McCartney : I hail from Liverpool, England. I have a border collie named Jake, and a pony called NyQuil. I'm left-handed, a singer/actress, and am addicted to The Phantom of the Opera, romantic films, and tall people [: Any questions? Feel free to PM me! :) Thanks for stopping by; have a beautiful day :3

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Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML


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Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML


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