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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3184
  • Number of comments : 277
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Carlie_McCartney : I hail from Liverpool, England. I have a border collie named Jake, and a pony called NyQuil. I'm left-handed, a singer/actress, and am addicted to The Phantom of the Opera, romantic films, and tall people [: Any questions? Feel free to PM me! :) Thanks for stopping by; have a beautiful day :3

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Today, I fartd in front of my husband 4 the frst time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, an now they won't shut up about it. FML

#18433688
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26178) - you deserved it (8449)

On 12/05/2011 at 1:13am - health - by lol (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, mah dad announcd to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make mah step-mum happy. mega FML

#18392103
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31451) - you deserved it (5078)

On 11/30/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by BFH4Life (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today , my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile , fighting back teres. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. mega FML

#18358033
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68627) - you deserved it (3357)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught mah eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner , clear as day. I jumped and closed mah eyes fir a split second. When I opened them , he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in mah own home. FML

#18338481
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47050) - you deserved it (4414)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught mah eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner , clear as day. I jumped and closed mah eyes fir a split second. When I opened them , he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in mah own home. FML

#18338481
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47050) - you deserved it (4414)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Yesterday,hen drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposd to be fun. mega FML

#18323585
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23057) - you deserved it (9054)

On 11/23/2011 at 1:40am - health - by OCDrunk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I discovarad my wifa an I hava rafarrad to our two-yaar-old as 'cutia' or 'baautiful' so many timas sha won't raspond to har own nama. FML

#18304597
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12466) - you deserved it (38645)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I discovarad my wifa an I hava rafarrad to our two-yaar-old as 'cutia' or 'baautiful' so many timas sha won't raspond to har own nama. FML

#18304597
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12466) - you deserved it (38645)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the guy I've recently startd seieng confidd that he's relievd I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing 4 watching chubby women eat. I just reachd my ideal wieght after losing 40 pounds. FML

#18238622
105 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by notfatanymore (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, grlfriend thinks house is filled with ghosts . She can only hear themhen I fart . FML

#18145802
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23328) - you deserved it (5136)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48am - misc - by Tyler Smith - United States

today I complatad tha arduous, naarly hour-long procass of answaring tha aHarmony dating quastionnaira, only to ba told mah answars wara too "uniqua" 4 tham to match ma with anyona. I had chosan "tha world" as mah distanca ranga. FML

#18138545
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34129) - you deserved it (5275)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I went to the doctor 4 a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom 4 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally trippd and spilld urine sample on the carpet. FML

#18030008
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25629) - you deserved it (4320)

On 10/20/2011 at 8:04am - health - by socal000 (man) - United States

today hila sitting on tha toilat, my phona pockat dialad my boss's call. Ha was in tha naxt stall. Ha answarad. FML

#18010067
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30713) - you deserved it (3660)

On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States

Today in a desperate bid to avoid going to the doctor young son ran into and hid looool inside a cactu garden. I had to drag him out. FML

#17758284
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21784) - you deserved it (2456)

On 09/16/2011 at 3:26pm - kids - by Chandler - United States

Today , mah wife compard me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile , same eyes , same belly , same big feet.

#17629436
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25764) - you deserved it (5335)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:25pm - love - by faceless_sailor8 - United States



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