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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 February 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2791
  • Number of comments : 277
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Carlie_McCartney : I hail from Liverpool, England. I have a border collie named Jake, and a pony called NyQuil. I'm left-handed, a singer/actress, and am addicted to The Phantom of the Opera, romantic films, and tall people [: Any questions? Feel free to PM me! :) Thanks for stopping by; have a beautiful day :3

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Today, is the third day since I opened my small coffee shop. My parents had given me a nice frame to put my first dollar from working in. I had to sneak in a dollar from my own wallet so they wouldn't know how bad business was when they came to visit. FML

#19762113
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23813) - you deserved it (2296)

On 06/09/2012 at 8:24pm - work - by jeremyj (man) - United States

Today, I saw Thor and I wanted to see how realistic it was to be swinging a hammer around. Wrong idea. I ended up unconscious on the ground for ten whole minutes. FML

#19753882
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5377) - you deserved it (36381)

On 06/08/2012 at 4:09am - misc - by runner2731 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

#19753089
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26026) - you deserved it (8216)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML

#19712895
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6145) - you deserved it (26211)

On 05/31/2012 at 11:25pm - misc - by Mikaela - United States

Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML

#19708258
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27413) - you deserved it (5154)

On 05/31/2012 at 2:50am - love - by Getmeout (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31552) - you deserved it (4260)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14551) - you deserved it (34485)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20952) - you deserved it (9538)

On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

#19282725
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7737) - you deserved it (32822)

On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17200) - you deserved it (29528)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML

#19098122
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19801) - you deserved it (2075)

On 02/17/2012 at 1:22am - work - by Christinemh329 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

#18898417
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34706) - you deserved it (2990)

On 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm - love - by Allergic (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML

#18526684
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27833) - you deserved it (3937)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

#18525821
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36316) - you deserved it (6291)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

#18520794
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11798) - you deserved it (38796)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:52pm - health - by ms piggy - United States



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