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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1055
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I got the worst sunburn I've ever had in my life, and then discovered I'm allergic to aloe when I went to treat the burn with some gel. FML

#17288890
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28209) - you deserved it (3201)

On 07/28/2011 at 5:36pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

#17092885
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38482) - you deserved it (3830)

On 07/13/2011 at 10:48am - misc - by Evan Chong - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

#17092208
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30557) - you deserved it (2793)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my birthday. The present I received from my best friend was the exact same necklace which I gave to her for her birthday two months ago. It had been unwrapped and re-wrapped in the same paper. FML

#17063593
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32839) - you deserved it (3592)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by Vic (woman) - Denmark

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40174) - you deserved it (6210)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

#17010843
708 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18330) - you deserved it (93843)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31382) - you deserved it (3510)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63296) - you deserved it (6609)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60565) - you deserved it (7452)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

#16876120
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46986) - you deserved it (6386)

On 06/27/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by grizzlybear (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35215) - you deserved it (4483)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34937) - you deserved it (9480)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

#16727847
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43508) - you deserved it (5393)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33609) - you deserved it (3891)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML

#16611980
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39640) - you deserved it (4999)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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