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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3582
  • Number of comments : 247
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CareFace : Bloody brilliant, mate.

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Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML

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420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33097) - you deserved it (14559)

On 07/31/2011 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by username (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML

#17283905
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37773) - you deserved it (4803)

On 07/28/2011 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Shelbitchh - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

#17236134
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29401) - you deserved it (8634)

On 07/24/2011 at 12:22am - money - by Joe thomas - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML

#17201189
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25660) - you deserved it (2314)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Courtney - United States

Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML

#17112659
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41240) - you deserved it (4459)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by gross - Canada

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

#17108827
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8782) - you deserved it (53491)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)

Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbors cat running all over the undry paint. FML

#16956212
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25595) - you deserved it (2941)

On 07/03/2011 at 12:47am - animals - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to tell my best friend that I couldn't make it to the lake today or tomorrow because I'd been called in to work. She won't believe me and thinks I'm simply avoiding her. I got called in to bathe and clean dogs' anal glands. FML

#16937181
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25467) - you deserved it (2799)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:23pm - misc - by xXx3mi_MuffinxXx (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29763) - you deserved it (16551)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML

#16833815
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28686) - you deserved it (4404)

On 06/24/2011 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

#16825145
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17145) - you deserved it (31895)

On 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm - health - by Ali (New York) - United States (New York)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46280) - you deserved it (7179)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States



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