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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3619
  • Number of comments : 247
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CareFace : Bloody brilliant, mate.

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Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

#18631764
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26017) - you deserved it (4196)

On 12/28/2011 at 2:57am - health - by Fatty - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20871) - you deserved it (3598)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

#18573641
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27821) - you deserved it (3908)

On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML

#17739609
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20714) - you deserved it (2940)

On 09/13/2011 at 9:30pm - misc - by ManinBlack (man) - Canada

Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML

#17683604
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25259) - you deserved it (2397)

On 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by b3ardown23 - United States

Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

#17681752
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20019) - you deserved it (1709)

On 09/06/2011 at 5:33pm - misc - by aroman2312 - United States

Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML

#17601830
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9113) - you deserved it (42439)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:37am - love - by JJAnd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML

#17554659
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22275) - you deserved it (7687)

On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was stuck in a room with a man who was catching flies. That I could cope with, until he insisted on turning the lights out because it was 'stressing out' his flies. FML

#17546019
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20703) - you deserved it (2009)

On 08/22/2011 at 7:04am - work - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

#17545314
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31204) - you deserved it (3820)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:38am - kids - by Danielle - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

#17516529
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41290) - you deserved it (2854)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26209) - you deserved it (9363)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

#17423512
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28945) - you deserved it (3352)

On 08/09/2011 at 11:00pm - animals - by Nekro_Kat - United States (California)

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

#17420241
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34872) - you deserved it (7371)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#17390197
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34523) - you deserved it (3439)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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