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Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
by Fatty / 12/28/2011 at 2:57am / United States (Illinois) / Health
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by kaipodable / 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm / United States (California) / Animals
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by JJAnd / 08/28/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/23/2011 at 1:39am / United States / Money
by anonymous / 08/22/2011 at 7:04am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML
by Danielle / 08/22/2011 at 3:38am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
by leftwardfoil / 08/19/2011 at 2:32am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Username / 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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by Username / 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
by Anonymous / 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…