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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5344
  • Number of comments : 247
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CareFace : Bloody brilliant, mate.

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today I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was loosing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

#18631764
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26308) - you deserved it (4220)

On 12/28/2011 at 2:57am - health - by Fatty - United States (Illinois)

Today , I saw my dad sitting in te car alone , blaring classical music , blowing up beac balls . FML

#18583551
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21484) - you deserved it (3673)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, my boyfriand told ma tat I can no longar slaap ovar at is ousa bacausa is cat doasn't lyk it. FML

#18573641
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28069) - you deserved it (3939)

On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson . I was the only one who showed up . FML

#17739609
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20941) - you deserved it (2960)

On 09/13/2011 at 9:30pm - misc - by ManinBlack (man) - Canada

Today..!! I got junk punched by a midget in Sears 4 giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of!! FML

#17683604
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26378) - you deserved it (2507)

On 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by b3ardown23 - United States

Today, my grandpa decidd to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

#17681752
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21421) - you deserved it (1821)

On 09/06/2011 at 5:33pm - misc - by aroman2312 - United States

Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML

#17601830
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9599) - you deserved it (43836)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:37am - love - by JJAnd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

today I applid to liva in a barn. FML

#17554659
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23170) - you deserved it (7851)

On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was stuck in a room with a manho was catching flies. That I could cope with, until he insisted on turning the light out cuz it was 'stressing out his flies. FML

#17546019
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22367) - you deserved it (2143)

On 08/22/2011 at 7:04am - work - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was upset after a fight with mah husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in an hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter mah husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

#17545314
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32758) - you deserved it (3928)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:38am - kids - by Danielle - United States (New York)

Today... I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean... so he could borrow them later. looool Which may have been reasonable... if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

#17516529
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41589) - you deserved it (2877)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, te guy at Subway askd if I wantd to make ma sandwic a footlong. I'm not sure wat came over me, but before I realizd wat I was saying, I'd told im tat I couldn't andle 12 inces. big fat FML

#17470290
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26459) - you deserved it (9400)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

today I got caught trying to steal mah own cat back from mah neighbor. FML

#17423512
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29210) - you deserved it (3366)

On 08/09/2011 at 11:00pm - animals - by Nekro_Kat - United States (California)

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

#17420241
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36846) - you deserved it (7616)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my eight year old son cummd to me and said he thinks it's time he startd wearing bras . It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him 4 the past several months and has him convincd it's something all boys his age do . I can't convince him otherwise . FML

#17390197
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36223) - you deserved it (3585)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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