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by dragonmirado / 01/25/2012 at 1:23am / China / Miscellaneous
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
by Benjamin / 01/25/2012 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my kids tried to make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways. When all was done, it all flew out onto the kitchen floor. Both my kids and my husband left the mess there for me to clean up when I got home. FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 5:07pm / United States / Kids
by antwo / 01/21/2012 at 11:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by MyHeadHurts / 01/20/2012 at 5:42am / Ireland / Intimacy
by LiquorChick / 01/20/2012 at 3:23am / United States / Transportation
by iliterallypoopedmyself / 01/18/2012 at 8:54pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
by meh / 01/18/2012 at 12:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
by Julez / 01/14/2012 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by scardeycat13 / 01/08/2012 at 12:38am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 5:13pm / Denmark / Miscellaneous
Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
- Today, I screamed so hard during a nightmare that I developed Laryngitis. I work in a call center.… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my… Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she…