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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 July 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5343
  • Number of comments : 247
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while driving, I slowd down an made sure I safely went by a pedestrian, an in looool the process rear-endd the car in front of me . FML

#19133346
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7637) - you deserved it (18367)

On 02/21/2012 at 6:56pm - misc - by me (man) - United States

Today, mah sculpture,hich is very important fir mah art grade, fell from mah desk an broke to pieces. My looool art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. big fat FML

#19131419
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26926) - you deserved it (3069)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Germany (Thuringen)

TODAY, I WENT TO AN EXTENDD FAMILY REUNION . I STARTD CATTING TO MY GREAT GRANDPA, AND E ASKD MEAT I DO 4 A LIVING . BEFORE I COULD TELL IM I BRED ANIMALS, MY VISIBLY DRUNK DAD INTERRUPTD AND SLURRD, "O, SE JACKS TINGS OFF . HORSES, PIGS, JUST ABOUT ANYTING, REALLY." FML

#19102316
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26465) - you deserved it (3522)

On 02/17/2012 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today... After Finally Getting Newborn Baby To Sleep... I Made A Sign To Puttd On The Door Asking People Not To Knock Or Ring The Bell... Since Our 3 Dogs Will Bark Loudly An Wake The Baby. When I Went To Print The Sign... Dogs Barkd Like Crazy At The Sound Of The Printer. FML

#19094403
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26255) - you deserved it (9280)

On 02/16/2012 at 4:42pm - kids - by TiredMom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Yesterday I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML

#19085409
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26089) - you deserved it (2895)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:50pm - health - by TerribleAddiction - United States (New Jersey)

after breaking down in front of mah therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down!! Not about mah story but about her own life!! I'm not being paid to comfort and console mah therapist!! real FML

#19074382
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25306) - you deserved it (2604)

On 02/14/2012 at 2:16pm - health - by ryuken23 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today... I spent an our cleaning my already-clean ouse to avoid any form of conversation wit my boyfriend. real FML

#19071135
65 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 1:50am - love - by kiwi023 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I got a looool new job. This would've been a good thing... but apparently... the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around mah workplace. All of mah co-worker hate me now for replacing someoneho I don't even know. FML

#19053682
70 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 1:02am - work - by That_guy (man) - United States (Washington)

yesterday I cecked over te pictures on ma nigt-cam to see if ma cats r really going on our kitcen counters. As soon as I'd seen te first picture, I realized tat tisole time ma cats aven't been going on it. It was a rat. FML

#19004076
85 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 8:13pm - animals - by rattrap (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

2day I had to sit my 13-year-old son down an explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, an ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML

#18966482
249 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by stainseverywhere (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip an then grip itself to my bare ass . In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing . Until I sat back down . FML

#18966203
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26119) - you deserved it (5450)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:13am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I found out how it feels when a refrigerator door unhinges and falls on your toes. FML

#18965724
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28057) - you deserved it (2141)

On 02/01/2012 at 12:06am - health - by kb - United States (Texas)

I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees"... so I slippd in and waitd for him to puttd the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticd me... he bitchd me out and threatend to fire me. FML

#18954883
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21565) - you deserved it (3804)

On 01/30/2012 at 7:20pm - work - by robert (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... ma wife made a joke about te size of ma package... so figuring all's fair in love and war... I bougt looool some laxatives to prank er wit. Tey took a lot longer to work tan I tougt... and I ended up lying in bed... listening to ma wife sitting er guts out in te batroom 4 over an our.

#18929275
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6875) - you deserved it (51633)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:13pm - health - by smith (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today mah grlfriend woefully admittd that she think of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38032) - you deserved it (3002)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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