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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 July 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7026
  • Number of comments : 247
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CareFace : Bloody brilliant, mate.

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Fucked!<b>Dannyoz</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 5:12am<b>XmasaX</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 11:18pm

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CareFace's favorite FMLs

Today, while driving, I slowed down and made sure I safely went by a pedestrian, and in the process rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

by me / 02/21/2012 at 6:56pm / United States / Transportation

Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML

by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to an extended family reunion. I started chatting to my great grandpa, and he asked me what I do for a living. Before I could tell him I breed animals, my visibly drunk dad interrupted and slurred, "Oh, she jacks things off. Horses, pigs, just about anything, really." FML

by -_- / 02/17/2012 at 7:13pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy

Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML

by TiredMom / 02/16/2012 at 4:42pm / United States (Louisiana) / Kids

Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML

by TerribleAddiction / 02/15/2012 at 12:50pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health

Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML

by ryuken23 / 02/14/2012 at 2:16pm / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Health

Today, I spent an hour cleaning my already-clean house to avoid any form of conversation with my boyfriend. FML

by kiwi023 / 02/14/2012 at 1:50am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

by That_guy / 02/12/2012 at 1:02am / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time my cats haven't been going on it. It was a rat. FML

by rattrap / 02/05/2012 at 8:13pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals

Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML

by stainseverywhere / 02/01/2012 at 2:11am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 1:13am / Canada / Animals

Today, I found out how it feels when a refrigerator door unhinges and falls on your toes. FML

by kb / 02/01/2012 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML

by robert / 01/30/2012 at 7:20pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML

by smith / 01/27/2012 at 10:13pm / United Kingdom (York) / Health

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm / Intimacy