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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 July 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7029
  • Number of comments : 247
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CareFace : Bloody brilliant, mate.

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Fucked!<b>Dannyoz</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 5:12am<b>XmasaX</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 11:18pm

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CareFace's favorite FMLs

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

by melonhead77 / 03/29/2012 at 7:46am / Cyprus / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML

by Teenagegirl / 03/26/2012 at 12:11am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

by purple / 03/24/2012 at 1:30am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

by ANNIEDBD / 03/23/2012 at 5:44am / Ireland (Dublin) / Work

Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sport shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. 30 minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 5:54am / United States (California) / Health

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

by anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 6:33pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Love

Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

by pagvscgrac / 03/13/2012 at 12:03am / United States (Missouri) / Health

Today, I realized how poor I am when I had to use sharpies to color in the worn spots on my dress shoes before leaving for work. FML

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

by Anonymous / 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

by shelly / 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

by thatchick3333 / 03/08/2012 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

by craigtm029429 / 03/01/2012 at 7:47pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

by unknown / 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm / United States / Love

Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML

by sonofanut / 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML

by kohler9790 / 02/21/2012 at 8:29pm / United States / Miscellaneous