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Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
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On 05/27/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by namenlos (man) - Australia
Today, I joined a local interest website, hoping to make some friends in my area. I don't think I've ever met so many guys before who introduce themselves with pictures of their cocks. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, after dieting, rigorous exercising and a major lifestyle change, I have finally reached my fitness goal. My parents were more excited about my 17-year-old brother getting to 3rd base with his girlfriend. FML
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On 05/23/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML
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On 05/20/2012 at 10:29pm - health - by thejbarrick50 - United States (New York)
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 5:07pm - love - by colts609380 - United States (California)
Today, after a little detective work, I found out the money that recently went missing from my college fund was transferred by my mother, to her own account. She claims it's to pay a parking ticket. Maybe I'm just stupid, but I didn't know they fined people over $3,500 for a parking violation. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 6:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Ellie (woman) - United States
Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 10:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, an exchange student was telling us how he once used a black light to detect semen stains on his "abstinent" ex-girlfriend's face. I called him out on the obvious lie, saying it's an old urban legend. He wigged out, screamed that I'm a "bastarding shite-wank" and ran out of class. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 5:53pm - intimacy - by Garry (man) - United States
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not by any sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Bullocks (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 7:50am - health - by hottygirl905 - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out my fiancé has been cheating on me for the past month. The lady he has been seeing is a choreographer that was teaching him how to dance salsa for our wedding rehearsal. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 1:20am - love - by Gennifer - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 1:17am - love - by iJuli - United States (Montana)
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