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Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

#21327640
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30923) - you deserved it (4513)

On 12/31/2014 at 3:08am - misc - by driverboy - United States

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

#20702720
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82614) - you deserved it (3513)

On 06/03/2013 at 1:32am - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Today, on the way to an exam I saw a car accident happen. I stopped, helped the woman who was injured and waited for the paramedics. I was too late at school, the teacher didn't buy my excuse and I failed the exam. It was an examination of my first aid skills. FML

#2074283
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73288) - you deserved it (3985)

On 05/19/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Sam (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral and on his way out I wanted to say something. All I could think of was "have fun". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8148) - you deserved it (19343)

On 01/29/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by jalopenos - United Kingdom (Somerset)



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