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Capt_Obvious's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 7:03am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I was interviewing a woman for a job. She told me that she may need days off because of her artistic son. I jokingly replied, "Does he color on the walls or something?" She then stared at me with a weird look on her face. Autistic, her son is autistic. FML
by dammit hearing aid / 07/10/2014 at 6:17pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
by HeartToFart / 07/08/2014 at 7:37pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my 11-year-old son and I took an IQ test for a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML
by Anonymous / 07/04/2014 at 6:02pm / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Kids
Today, my dad finished installing our new home security system. One of the features lets him control any light in the house from his phone. He keeps trying to piss me off by turning my bedroom light on at random intervals. I don't know how to make it stop, and I can't sleep. FML
by pissed off / 07/02/2014 at 5:52pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous
by unwanted daughter / 07/02/2014 at 11:54am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
by wiifantcso / 07/01/2014 at 5:57pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by carebear1228 / 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by Whoopsie / 06/30/2014 at 3:51pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by justno / 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/28/2014 at 8:09pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
by Roy Lawson / 06/25/2014 at 8:19pm / United States (California) / Health
by massachusettsan / 06/24/2014 at 8:07pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by amused / 06/23/2014 at 5:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money
by Anonymous / 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, my girlfriend and I woke up in a frisky mood and after a very quick glance around the house… Today, I was craving a bean & cheese burrito. After trying to forget about burritos for half of the… Today, my cross-country flight was delayed for an hour. When I finally boarded, I found out that my…