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About CaptNomNom : Im getting fatter and fatter but I'm probably still thinner the you. Hahahaha.

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Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML

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