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Today.. . ma girlfriend took our prank war way too far an ad a package sent to me at ome . Confusd.. . I opend it . It containd a dildo an a bottle of lube . I didn't know ma dad was watcing over ma soulder until I eard im coke on is coffee an felt it splas over ma neck . FML

#21241836
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On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I Told My Husband That I'm Jealous Of All The Other Girls Whose Husbands Always Take Pictures Of Them Together And Post Them Online!! He Responded By Posting A Picture Of Himself , With Me On The Toilet In The Background , Captioned "The Bitch On The Pot." FML

#21241016
132 comments

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On 08/19/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked... "Wat'ca got tere?" He said... "U... tat's my dick... Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

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On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today.. . a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order . He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me.. . because he doesn't like touching "poor people" . FML

#21234971
160 comments

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On 08/11/2014 at 3:54pm - work - by poorman (man) - United States (California)

Today after ignoring mah concern an declaring that "safety equipment's 4 pussies" mah husband went rock climbing 4 the first time. He only sprained his ankle but is acting like it's broken. He's now playing video games in bed an pissing in a bucket cuz walking is "too painful". FML

#21234823
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On 08/11/2014 at 12:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I eard ma sister gagging in er room. Se was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after earing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, ten eard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see er on er knees and er boyfriend wit is underwear around is ankles. mega FML

#21233355
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On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle cuz he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML

#21233179
118 comments

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On 08/09/2014 at 9:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, an I traild off, saying "…aaannnddd u hung up on me like a bitch." Turnd out she was still on the line an had just accidentally hit mute. FML

#21232769
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On 08/08/2014 at 8:16pm - work - by suspended (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I confided to mah grandma that I'm suffering from depression and I feel like a burden to everyone. She replied that her grandpa used to suffer from depression too , but that he'd cured himself in the end , namely by committing suicide. Thanks , grandma , thanks.

#21226890
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On 08/01/2014 at 4:09pm - health - by lacieQ (woman) - Canada

2day I dyed a friend's hair dark brown . She assured me I didn't need gloves as the dye would wash off . It didn't . My shift as a server is in an hour and it looks lyk I've been working in a tre shop mahhole life . Goodbye tips , hello angry customers not wanting me anywhere near there food . FML

#21222740
163 comments

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." real FML

#21218442
103 comments

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On 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the couple who had written the offer we had accepted 4 our house withdrew it because apparently when they cummed by 4 the home inspection, my next door neighbor's teenage son tried to sell them heroin. FML

2day my boyfriend and I were about to make love fir the first time. The moment my bra came off, he startd hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much fir that. FML

#21208053
97 comments

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On 07/13/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching an pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

#21207892
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On 07/13/2014 at 12:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

I asked my boyfriend if e could finally go down on me . He said.. . "No.. . tat's disgusting" an ten asked me 4 a blowjob . mega FML

#21207695
274 comments

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On 07/13/2014 at 3:46am - intimacy - by NoSexForMe (woman) - United States (California)



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